February 2012
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So I’m losing weight but my boobs are getting bigger! Not that I’m complaining, but seriously, how does that even work?
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I am so bored with everything lately. I just want to go get drunk all the time for something to do.
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Seth Rogen is my ideal man.
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“Buff and dumb, some girls like them like that” Sid Walker, I love you
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I think I’m having a heart attack. My chest feels really tight and my arm feels really weird. If I start smelling burnt toast soon I’ll know it’s a stroke.
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I want someone to make out with.
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Last night was amazing. Avm is my favourite night, I love absolutely every song they play there. The vodka was manky like.
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“I pronounce it ‘aluminium’ cos there’s an I next to the U and M”
Just take me to the backseat